We here at TCOP listen to the problems, wants and desires of our users as if they were the divine word handed down by the god of kolob himself. And it is in that spirit that we present to you the following:
Due to overwhelming demand, we have decided to schedule the very first Official TCOP Annual Creamed Corn Extravaganza for next Friday, the 28th of September in the year of our lord 2012 A.D. Times will vary but festivities will take place all day. The location will be The Big Bang Bar of course, unless it isn't back up, in which case the venue will be changed to the temporary video chat room accessible from the portal page of this fine, illustrious site.
What does this mean to you as a user (or co-admin as the case may be)?... Well many things. Whatever you want. In any case, its BYOC (Bring your own corn).
The festivities will proceed as follows:
1. Opening Ceremonies - The singing of the national anthem of the nation of Niger (giggity).
2. Semi-formal meet and greet (Drinks will be served, by you, to yourself).
3. The ancient mayan maize corn ritual.
4. The devouring of the corn (Takes place all day, fast the day before, then eat nothing but corn).
5. The alabama corn hole dance (traditionally done in the nude, although nudity is discouraged in most cases when it comes to our honored user base).
6. Post gluttony discussion in traditional BBB fashion. Suggested topics include but are not limited to poop, farts, and pinball.
7. Consuming of chemicals (optional, but recommended).
8. Gastric depressurization.
9. Corn fest extreme dumping competition. Judging will be based on mass, texture and corn content. Pictures must be submitted that include the submitter for proof of authenticity. Offer not valid in puerto rico. Prizes include: bragging rights, street cred, a date with yourself, and nothing.
Hope to see you all there and the best of luck to you all in your epic quest to dethrone the current interim champion (me). Thank you for reading and have a great day.
- your pal
Administrator Smakx
Due to overwhelming demand, we have decided to schedule the very first Official TCOP Annual Creamed Corn Extravaganza for next Friday, the 28th of September in the year of our lord 2012 A.D. Times will vary but festivities will take place all day. The location will be The Big Bang Bar of course, unless it isn't back up, in which case the venue will be changed to the temporary video chat room accessible from the portal page of this fine, illustrious site.
What does this mean to you as a user (or co-admin as the case may be)?... Well many things. Whatever you want. In any case, its BYOC (Bring your own corn).
The festivities will proceed as follows:
1. Opening Ceremonies - The singing of the national anthem of the nation of Niger (giggity).
2. Semi-formal meet and greet (Drinks will be served, by you, to yourself).
3. The ancient mayan maize corn ritual.
4. The devouring of the corn (Takes place all day, fast the day before, then eat nothing but corn).
5. The alabama corn hole dance (traditionally done in the nude, although nudity is discouraged in most cases when it comes to our honored user base).
6. Post gluttony discussion in traditional BBB fashion. Suggested topics include but are not limited to poop, farts, and pinball.
7. Consuming of chemicals (optional, but recommended).
8. Gastric depressurization.
9. Corn fest extreme dumping competition. Judging will be based on mass, texture and corn content. Pictures must be submitted that include the submitter for proof of authenticity. Offer not valid in puerto rico. Prizes include: bragging rights, street cred, a date with yourself, and nothing.
Hope to see you all there and the best of luck to you all in your epic quest to dethrone the current interim champion (me). Thank you for reading and have a great day.
- your pal
Administrator Smakx