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    The Wish Game

    Post  Bob5453 on Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:03 pm

    The game is simple...wish for something, and grant the wish of the person before you, but make sure it has a defect....

    Example.

    Person1: I wish for world peace.
    Person2: Wish granted the world is at peace, everyone just glows funny now because of the fallout and radiation.

    I wish.....

    etc.

    I'll start it...

    I wish I had Xray vision.


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    Re: The Wish Game

    Post  Osprey101 on Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:17 pm

    Bob5453 wrote:

    I wish I had Xray vision.



    Wish Granted
    But it only works on men's clothing, and you can't turn it off.

    I wish I had a pet flying monkey, that didn't poop and could dance like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.
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    Re: The Wish Game

    Post  Rascal on Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:34 am

    POOF!
    Your damn monkey just smashed into the crystal chandelier, is pissing all over the place, and filled your half of the closet with white leasure suits!

    I wish I had a sharp stick poking me in the eye.
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    Re: The Wish Game

    Post  DeeGor on Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:10 pm

    Rascal wrote:I wish I had a sharp stick poking me in the eye.

    Wish Granted.

    Unfortunately the other side of the stick is hanging out of Richard Simmon's ass.

    I wish I had a flying car.
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    Re: The Wish Game

    Post  Osprey101 on Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:42 pm

    DeeGor wrote:
    Rascal wrote:I wish I had a sharp stick poking me in the eye.

    Wish Granted.

    Unfortunately the other side of the stick is hanging out of Richard Simmon's ass.

    I wish I had a flying car.

    Wish Granted.
    It's a Yugo.

    I wish I wasn't wearing my wife's panties.
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    Re: The Wish Game

    Post  Smakx on Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:02 pm


    I wish I wasn't wearing my wife's panties.[/quote]

    Wish granted, you are now wearing Gabourey Sidibe's panties, the star of the movie "Precious".


    What did one shark say to the other?

    I wish I had a porpoise in life.


    I wish I could talk to squirrels in their secret chirp language and have them do my bidding...
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    Re: The Wish Game

    Post  Bob5453 on Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:20 pm

    Wish granted, but you also have been changed into a squirrel and live in a tree in Elton's yard.

    I wish I had endless wishes.
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    Re: The Wish Game

    Post  Osprey101 on Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:25 pm

    Bob5453 wrote:Wish granted, but you also have been changed into a squirrel and live in a tree in Elton's yard.

    I wish I had endless wishes.

    I been waiting for this one.

    Wish Granted: Wish all you want, none come true.

    I wish I could breath underwater.
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    Re: The Wish Game

    Post  Smakx on Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:49 pm


    I wish I could breath underwater.[/quote]

    Granted, but you can't breath upperwater...


    I wish I had a car made out of diamond so i could ram into anything and be unharmed because my car is made of the hardest material know to man.
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    Re: The Wish Game

    Post  Osprey101 on Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:24 am

    Smakx wrote:I wish I had a car made out of diamond so i could ram into anything and be unharmed because my car is made of the hardest material know to man.

    Granted
    But a Mexican stole it.

    I wish I knew the meaning of life and would live forever to help the world with this new-found knowledge.
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    Re: The Wish Game

    Post  rosve on Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:53 am

    Wish granted!
    But bodies can't live forever so you were transformed to a poltergeist and when you try to teach about the meaning of life people starts screaming and run away.

    I wish I could have a week off at a nice resort.
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    Re: The Wish Game

    Post  Rascal on Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:36 am

    Poof!
    Welcome to the Hotel California. We have a nice padded room waiting for you. Even though you didn't wish for it, we have extended your stay to "never leave". Bang your head on the window if you need anything.

    I wish I had a room next to rosve and a bunny. :albino:
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    Re: The Wish Game

    Post  rosve on Fri Sep 21, 2012 5:05 am

    Poof! Granted.
    Here is your bunny [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] and this is your cell mate, [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]


    I wish I had an endless supply of free beer.
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    Re: The Wish Game

    Post  Bob5453 on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:46 pm

    Poof! But you are now forever locked in Wildman's bedroom.

    I wish I could go back in time and peek under Dolly's sweater when she was 21.
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    Re: The Wish Game

    Post  Rascal on Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:14 am

    Bob5453 wrote:I wish I could go back in time and peek under Dolly's sweater when she was 21.
    POOF! Now the stretch marks around your mouth won't go away!

    I wish I didn't have to go to work now. Sad

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