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    Itchy's Balls Of Steel

    Post  Itchigo on Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:51 am

    Come pick the brain of one of VP's most over logical authors!
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    Re: Itchy's Balls Of Steel

    Post  Bob5453 on Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:12 am

    Itchigo wrote:Come pick the brain of one of VP's most over logical authors!

    You have a 12 pack of beer, 12 people each take a beer, how can it be that one beer is still left in the carton?
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    Re: Itchy's Balls Of Steel

    Post  Itchigo on Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:12 am

    Wildman missed one? lol!
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    Re: Itchy's Balls Of Steel

    Post  wildman on Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:04 am

    Itchigo wrote:Wildman missed one? lol!
    I never miss Moony beer
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    Re: Itchy's Balls Of Steel

    Post  Bob5453 on Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:38 pm

    Itchigo wrote:Wildman missed one? lol!

    Nope.

    You have a 12 pack of beer, 12 people each take a beer, how can it be that one beer is still left in the carton?

    Anyone?
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    Re: Itchy's Balls Of Steel

    Post  oooplayer1ooo on Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:25 am

    because you are holding the 12 pack with your beer still in it, first thing you say is "YOU" have a 12 pack of beer so if 11 others take theres you have your beer and carton still. am i right ????
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    Re: Itchy's Balls Of Steel

    Post  Bob5453 on Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:10 am

    P1, you are right, the last person takes the last beer and leaves it in the 12 pack.

    I call this thinking inside of the box Smile Thinking outside of the box doesn't work for everything. Smile

    And there was no way to google this question. cheers
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    Re: Itchy's Balls Of Steel

    Post  Elton on Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:40 am

    Help! I cannot get out of the box and there's no beer left wtf! Evil or Very Mad



    Ya all bastards geek
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    Re: Itchy's Balls Of Steel

    Post  oooplayer1ooo on Sat Sep 22, 2012 7:04 am

    Here is one bob

    You get a flat tyre next to a cliff and you are changing your tyre all 4 nuts roll down the cliff

    What do you do to get home

    There is an easy lateral thinking answer Smile
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    Re: Itchy's Balls Of Steel

    Post  Rascal on Sat Sep 22, 2012 7:55 am

    Take one lug nut from the other 3 tires, or call a cab.
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    Re: Itchy's Balls Of Steel

    Post  Bob5453 on Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:00 pm

    Yes, do what Rascal said. I like my wheels to have at least 5 lug nuts per wheel. Smile
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    Post  Itchigo on Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:45 pm

    I've actually had to do this! I lost a wheel on I-90 several years ago and had to chase down the wheel across the median. The tire actully made it across all 3 lanes, then hopped the median, then across the other 3 lanes, and was laying up against the other wall waiting for me (without hitting anyone!). Somehow I lost all the lugnuts on that tire.
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    Re: Itchy's Balls Of Steel

    Post  Smakx on Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:10 pm

    Pro Tip:

    If you take off all the lug nuts, and just leave one on every tire, its much faster and easier to change your tires.

    Pro Tip #2:

    When you are siphoning gas out of your neighbor's car, it is much better to use a siphon hose with one of those squeeze bulbs on it, like you might find in a neighbor's boat. When you just use a straight hose and start the siphon with your mouth, you could swallow gas, and if that happens you will be burping up the nasty stuff for a whole day.

    Stay tuned for more Pro Tips for making your life easier. TCOP - No One Cares Like US ®©™
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    Post  Itchigo on Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:16 pm

    Not to mention if you fart....
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    Re: Itchy's Balls Of Steel

    Post  Rukia on Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:36 am

    Oh, I try my best not to mess with his logic. Basically because I get headaches easily. LOL!

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    Re: Itchy's Balls Of Steel

    Post  Elton on Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:08 am

    Itchy has logic! affraid


    and there was me thinking clueless


    sorry, that was rude


    it was just me being a smartass

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