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    Crusty Poetry

    Post  Bob5453 on Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:44 pm

    Let's create some poetic crust.
    Add one line to the poem, it should be less than 10 words, the rhyming scheme will be AA, BB, CC, etc, that means something like....
    1st line = In a galaxy far, far away,
    2nd line would be something like.... I heard a crusty old pinballer say,
    3rd line would be whatever you add to the poem.

    Let's try it.... I'll start.

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    There once was a group of crusty old men,


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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Rascal on Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:47 am

    In a galaxy far, far away,
    I heard a crusty old pinballer say,
    My name is the monk, don't mind my funk, and this website sure is.... ok.
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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Bob5453 on Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:46 am

    Very nice poem Rascal. Smile Let me start over, I am such a bad teacher, it is so hard for me to explain stuff. The first 2 lines were an example, you pretty much finished the poem and broke all the rules Smile Try to just add one line, 10 words or less. It might have looked like a signature, but the first line was suppose to be....

    There once was a group of crusty old men,

    OK, now start over....

    There once was a group of crusty old men,
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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Osprey101 on Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:02 am

    Bob5453 wrote:Very nice poem Rascal. Smile Let me start over, I am such a bad teacher, it is so hard for me to explain stuff. The first 2 lines were an example, you pretty much finished the poem and broke all the rules Smile Try to just add one line, 10 words or less. It might have looked like a signature, but the first line was suppose to be....

    There once was a group of crusty old men,

    OK, now start over....

    There once was a group of crusty old men,

    There once was a group of crusty old men,
    That spoke just of pinball, again and again,

    next...
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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Elton on Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:40 pm

    Osprey101 wrote:

    There once was a group of crusty old men,
    That spoke just of pinball, again and again,

    next...

    But as the years took its toll,
    maintaining balls took it all,
    So they pulled out their plungers and thrust 'em.
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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  wildman on Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:41 pm

    Elton wrote:
    Osprey101 wrote:

    There once was a group of crusty old men,
    That spoke just of pinball, again and again,

    next...

    But as the years took its toll,
    maintaining balls took it all,
    So they pulled out their plungers and thrust 'em.
    elton not a poet and now we know it affraid lol
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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Elton on Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:49 pm

    Well ingratitude like that gets me very crusty What a Face


    Ya bastard!
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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Bob5453 on Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:22 pm

    LOL, I guess you old crusty guys only know limericks. lol!
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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Osprey101 on Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:33 pm

    There once was a group of crusty old men,
    That spoke just of pinball, again and again.
    They couldn't get laid,
    They rarely got paid,
    And the worst one of all was named Ken.

    There ya go. A right proper limerick.

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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Elton on Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:27 am

    There's nowt wrong with limericks :cyclops:



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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Rascal on Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:18 am

    Bob5453 wrote:Very nice poem Rascal. Smile Let me start over, I am such a bad teacher, it is so hard for me to explain stuff. The first 2 lines were an example, you pretty much finished the poem and broke all the rules Smile Try to just add one line, 10 words or less. It might have looked like a signature, but the first line was suppose to be....

    There once was a group of crusty old men,

    OK, now start over....

    There once was a group of crusty old men,
    Are juw flaming me, Bob? Cause it sure feels like you're flaming me. It's not nice to flame me, Bob. OK? Now pet my bunny! :albino:
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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Bob5453 on Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:57 pm

    Rascal wrote:
    Are juw flaming me, Bob? Cause it sure feels like you're flaming me. It's not nice to flame me, Bob. OK? Now pet my bunny! :albino:

    You can't flame crust
    But if you must
    Take the time
    To make it rhyme.
    It's not really hard
    You crusty ol' tard.

    cheers
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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Elton on Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:33 pm

    Bob5453 wrote:
    Rascal wrote:
    Are juw flaming me, Bob? Cause it sure feels like you're flaming me. It's not nice to flame me, Bob. OK? Now pet my bunny! :albino:

    You can't flame crust
    But if you must
    Take the time
    To make it rhyme.
    It's not really hard
    You crusty ol' tard.

    cheers


    You're a poet and ya know it cheers

    You have some skills 👽
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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Smakx on Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:23 am

    There once was a man from Pintuckit
    He carried his balls in a bucket
    He said "what do you think?
    Can I post a link?"
    But that cranky ol' admin said "suck it!"

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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Osprey101 on Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:13 am

    He walked into the gloom,
    of the darkened room.
    .23 pins
    ..23 pins
    A flash of silver,
    Bride of Pinbot, he'd kill her.
    .23 pins
    ..23 pins
    He strode to the center and looked all about,
    There stood a Flash, and there a Blackout.
    Star Trek and White Water beckoned him near,
    While a screaming black and white skull, called from No Fear.
    .23 pins
    ..23 pins
    Roadhouse rumbled the room and Old Chicago tantalized.
    While The Pirates machine had a ship capsized.
    Baseball was in season as was football in College Days.
    He could spend all his quarters in so many ways.
    .23 pins
    ..23 pins
    The bunnies on Playboy were sexy enough to fit in on Avatar.
    Taxi and Back to the Future each featured a car.
    Twin Win, Road Race and Flying Turns;
    All of these classics were as good as moderns.
    .23 pins
    ..23 pins
    Twilight Zone and Monster Bash paralleled Cross Town.
    And there on Big Show was a large, happy clown.
    And then cam Medusa, that evil bitch.
    All by herself, in a darkened niche.
    .23 pins
    ..23 pins
    His pockets were empty of the silver he'd flashed,
    The cost of all the high scores that he'd smashed.
    To the players that watched he shouted and showed a crusty-ass grin,
    "Fuck all you lame asses, I beat you again!"
    .23 pins
    ..23 pins



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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Rascal on Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:53 am

    He said bunnies, ain't that funny, ah crap my nose is runnie.
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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Itchigo on Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:54 am

    Here I sit all broken hearted, came to s it but only farted. -There! Beat that!
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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Bob5453 on Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:36 am

    Itchigo wrote:Here I sit all broken hearted, came to s it but only farted. -There! Beat that!

    Then one day I took a chance,
    Tried to fart but shit my pants!

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    Re: Crusty Poetry

    Post  Rukia on Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:29 am

    Bob5453 wrote:
    Itchigo wrote:Here I sit all broken hearted, came to s it but only farted. -There! Beat that!

    Then one day I took a chance,
    Tried to fart but shit my pants!


    Well, I guess you just got told! LOL!

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