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    Post  Bob5453 Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:25 pm

    Avast me Maties, message to each other whatever ye like in 'tis thread, but shout it like a scurvy old crusty pirate!

    If ye don't be knowin' how to speak like a scurvy old crusty pirate, then click 'tis link fer an English to scurvy old crusty pirate text converter.

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    Post  Rascal Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:26 am

    I be so excited 'bout th' cream corn festival! Oh me god! 'tis like th' best thin' to ever come to 'tis place! Oh me god! Just thinkin' 'bout it, I be loosin' all me body functions. Oh me god!

    arrgh!
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    Post  Elton Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:46 am

    Arrr ye be so 'cited eh! Then ye bring the rum ya scurvy dog ta help ye bowels ah ha!

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    Post  The Monk Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:58 pm

    blow the man down! avast tis true ye scroungy dogs, only admins may see what lay yonder behind that link.


    ahoy! my crusty scurvy pirate sounds more like crusty scurvy olde english !
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    Post  Bob5453 Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:28 pm

    I just saw that today, Sept 19, is really International Talk Like a Pirate Day. I lifted these off a Pirate site.


    Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

    (We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

    10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

    9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

    8. Come on up and see me urchins.

    7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

    5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

    4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

    3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

    2. Well blow me down?

    And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

    1. Prepare to be boarded.

    Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

    They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

    You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

    Wanna shiver me timbers?

    I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

    Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

    That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

    Let's get together and haul some keel.

    That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

    Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

    By popular demand ...

    10. What are YOU doing here?

    9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

    8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

    7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

    6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

    5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

    4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

    3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

    2. RAMMING SPEED!

    ...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

    1. You. Pants Off. Now!
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    Post  wildman Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:04 pm

    ummmm ....fuckin hey i cut off you balls ?
    that the way they talk here...lol
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    Post  wildman Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:27 pm

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