What a treat, a rare interview with Bob5453, the Legend.
Interviewer: SO Bob, I can't believe I'm interviewing a VP legend, how do you manage to be such a nice guy?
Bob: Go fuck yourself.
Interviewer: LOL, you are a funny dude. Seriously, you have made some of the greatest VP Original tables of all-time, how do you do it?
Bob: I use Itchigo's Table Template, it's so easy to use and anyone can make a table with it, you can get it at any of his sites.
Interviewer: Tell me a little bit about your real life self that is probably unknown to your fans.
Bob: Most people probably don't know this about me, I am a 36 yr old fat black woman living in a 1978 Winnebago that's jacked up on blocks in Rascal's back yard.
Interviewer: Why are most of your tables add-a-ball tables?
Bob: Because no one wants addadick tables
Interviewer: Who are some of the people you admire in the VP scene?
Bob: I admire everyone who can actually get the program up and running, but I especially admire those few dingle-berries that get VP installed, even though they can't boil a 3 minute egg.... Those guys really entertain me.
Interviewer: What is your favorite Nes game?
Bob: the one where you press ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start
Interviewer: How far do you drive to work?
Bob: All the way, some people stop and park and then run halfway, but not me.
Interviewer: How often do you have sex?
Bob: It's time, Bend over.
Interviewer: If you were a tree, what type of tree would you be?
Bob: One with big nuts.
Interviewer: What is your favorite VP table not made by you?
Bob: WTF, who would play a table that I didn't make?
Interviewer: What do you think of Future Pinball?
Bob: I think there will be pinball in the future.
Interviewer: What software do you use to make VP tables?
Bob: I use the VP editor, seems easier that way.
Interviewer: What other table authors do you admire and why?
Bob: Fuck those bums, this is my interview.
Interviewer: What is your favorite forum to visit each day?
Bob: HotBabeCameltoes.com
Interviewer: Is there any question you would like to ask me?
Bob: Are we fucking done yet?
Interviewer: One last question, if you could visit and meet one person in real life from VP Land, who would it be?
Bob: That's a tough question, I think I will take what's behind door #3 instead.
Interviewer: Thanks for your time Bob, I know you are a busy guy and I appreciate you taking the time to....
Bob: <click>
Interviewer: Hello? Hello? Can you hear me now? Hello? Looks like we lost the connection with Bob. That concludes this interview.
Interviewer: SO Bob, I can't believe I'm interviewing a VP legend, how do you manage to be such a nice guy?
Bob: Go fuck yourself.
Interviewer: LOL, you are a funny dude. Seriously, you have made some of the greatest VP Original tables of all-time, how do you do it?
Bob: I use Itchigo's Table Template, it's so easy to use and anyone can make a table with it, you can get it at any of his sites.
Interviewer: Tell me a little bit about your real life self that is probably unknown to your fans.
Bob: Most people probably don't know this about me, I am a 36 yr old fat black woman living in a 1978 Winnebago that's jacked up on blocks in Rascal's back yard.
Interviewer: Why are most of your tables add-a-ball tables?
Bob: Because no one wants addadick tables
Interviewer: Who are some of the people you admire in the VP scene?
Bob: I admire everyone who can actually get the program up and running, but I especially admire those few dingle-berries that get VP installed, even though they can't boil a 3 minute egg.... Those guys really entertain me.
Interviewer: What is your favorite Nes game?
Bob: the one where you press ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start
Interviewer: How far do you drive to work?
Bob: All the way, some people stop and park and then run halfway, but not me.
Interviewer: How often do you have sex?
Bob: It's time, Bend over.
Interviewer: If you were a tree, what type of tree would you be?
Bob: One with big nuts.
Interviewer: What is your favorite VP table not made by you?
Bob: WTF, who would play a table that I didn't make?
Interviewer: What do you think of Future Pinball?
Bob: I think there will be pinball in the future.
Interviewer: What software do you use to make VP tables?
Bob: I use the VP editor, seems easier that way.
Interviewer: What other table authors do you admire and why?
Bob: Fuck those bums, this is my interview.
Interviewer: What is your favorite forum to visit each day?
Bob: HotBabeCameltoes.com
Interviewer: Is there any question you would like to ask me?
Bob: Are we fucking done yet?
Interviewer: One last question, if you could visit and meet one person in real life from VP Land, who would it be?
Bob: That's a tough question, I think I will take what's behind door #3 instead.
Interviewer: Thanks for your time Bob, I know you are a busy guy and I appreciate you taking the time to....
Bob: <click>
Interviewer: Hello? Hello? Can you hear me now? Hello? Looks like we lost the connection with Bob. That concludes this interview.
