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    Interview With Bob5453

    Post  Bob5453 on Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:20 pm

    What a treat, a rare interview with Bob5453, the Legend.

    Interviewer: SO Bob, I can't believe I'm interviewing a VP legend, how do you manage to be such a nice guy?

    Bob: Go fuck yourself.

    Interviewer: LOL, you are a funny dude. Seriously, you have made some of the greatest VP Original tables of all-time, how do you do it?

    Bob: I use Itchigo's Table Template, it's so easy to use and anyone can make a table with it, you can get it at any of his sites.

    Interviewer: Tell me a little bit about your real life self that is probably unknown to your fans.

    Bob: Most people probably don't know this about me, I am a 36 yr old fat black woman living in a 1978 Winnebago that's jacked up on blocks in Rascal's back yard.

    Interviewer: Why are most of your tables add-a-ball tables?

    Bob: Because no one wants addadick tables

    Interviewer: Who are some of the people you admire in the VP scene?

    Bob: I admire everyone who can actually get the program up and running, but I especially admire those few dingle-berries that get VP installed, even though they can't boil a 3 minute egg.... Those guys really entertain me.

    Interviewer: What is your favorite Nes game?

    Bob: the one where you press ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start

    Interviewer: How far do you drive to work?

    Bob: All the way, some people stop and park and then run halfway, but not me.

    Interviewer: How often do you have sex?

    Bob: It's time, Bend over.

    Interviewer: If you were a tree, what type of tree would you be?

    Bob: One with big nuts.

    Interviewer: What is your favorite VP table not made by you?

    Bob: WTF, who would play a table that I didn't make?

    Interviewer: What do you think of Future Pinball?

    Bob: I think there will be pinball in the future.

    Interviewer: What software do you use to make VP tables?

    Bob: I use the VP editor, seems easier that way.

    Interviewer: What other table authors do you admire and why?

    Bob: Fuck those bums, this is my interview.

    Interviewer: What is your favorite forum to visit each day?

    Bob: HotBabeCameltoes.com

    Interviewer: Is there any question you would like to ask me?

    Bob: Are we fucking done yet?

    Interviewer: One last question, if you could visit and meet one person in real life from VP Land, who would it be?

    Bob: That's a tough question, I think I will take what's behind door #3 instead.

    Interviewer: Thanks for your time Bob, I know you are a busy guy and I appreciate you taking the time to....

    Bob: <click>

    Interviewer: Hello? Hello? Can you hear me now? Hello? Looks like we lost the connection with Bob. That concludes this interview.

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    Re: Interview With Bob5453

    Post  Rascal on Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:43 pm

    Great interview! welldone

    Bob is my favorite original author of all time! I swear I use to lose all bodily functions when he would post in one of my threads. He is my idol, and when I grow old like him, I want to be just like him.

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    Re: Interview With Bob5453

    Post  DeeGor on Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:53 pm

    Man, that Bob guy is a jerk.

    We should drive over to his house and light a bag of dog poop on fire and leave it on his porch.

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    Re: Interview With Bob5453

    Post  Smakx on Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:17 am

    The best interview ever. After reading this Bob has gone from a someone I admire to someone I idolize. We have a living legend in our presence, and we should all feel blessed that Bob found the time to do this interview.

    Edit: As of this posting I still have that dice trophy over there, looks real nice.
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    Re: Interview With Bob5453

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