Something to think about, Hmmmmmm

I have so many questions ......


If nothing sticks to teflon what makes th teflon stick to the pan?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?

If people from Poland are called ""poles"" are people from Holland called ""holes?""

Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviation?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

What is another word for thesaurus?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?

Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?

Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?

My head hurts
.....lol

LOLZ! Excellent stuff... my kind of humor.

Ever wonder why there is only one company that makes the game Monopoly?

Why do they call them buildings, when they are already built? And why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

-Why do they call them hot dogs , when there is no dog. i remember the first time i bought one and how disappointed i was

-why do they call them donuts instead of dorings? last time i checked they where not made from nuts.

-Why does Freddie's chest hair smell like cookies when all chewbaccca eats is space food.