Smakx Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:22 pm
Osprey101 wrote:I hear it may also cause sexual disfunction.
Is this true?
That is a grossly untrue rumor being spread on social media by other competing laxative companies, this is a very dirty, smelly business.
The truth is that the product does have a side effect, sexual superfunction. In some cases people have reported their partners being "blown clear across the room". Here are some real testimonies from actual users of our product:
"I used Smakalax ®©™ one time after being clogged up major from eating nothing but red meat for six months straight. Not only did Smakalax ®©™ get me running like the old faithful geyser, but I blasted my wife clear out the bedroom window into the back yard, no foolin'!!!"
-Ray from Westport, MA
"Smakalax ®©™ was recommended to me by a friend, and I now consider that friend to be my best friend in world, I love him more than my children. And as if that wasn't enough, my wife was on top of me the other night, I climaxed and the next thing I knew, my wife was upstairs"
-Jimbob from Boogerville, AK
"My wife was out of town on a business trip, and I had been eating nothing but pork rinds and liverwurst for four days. It felt like someone had rubber cemented my butt hole shut. One dose of Smakalax ®©™ and i was on the toilet in minutes, the force of the discharge was similar to that of a fire hose. Once that problem was gone, I went back to the 'ol "Wife's outta town porn and tissue marathon", I subsequently shot a hole clean through my monitor and partway into the drywall. The neighbors called the police, it was the best day ever".
-Elliot from Arlington, CA